WebsiteNerds.Online | Simple Websites for $500
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WEBSITENERDS.ONLINE

Need A Website?

ZERO RISK. $0 UPFRONT.

You run a small business, not a tech startup! Leave the nerding to us. We build you a clean, fast website for $500 so you can get back to actual work. You only pay us when you see it and love it. Deal?

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No upfront payment. You only pay if you like what we do.

Before You Proceed...

Let's make sure we're actually a fit for each other.

WHO THIS IS FOR

  • Tick You're a tradie, solo operator, or local service business.
  • Tick You want a clean, fast-loading site that just works.
  • Tick You need a way for local clients to see your work & contact you.
  • Tick You value speed and simplicity over endless meetings.

THIS ISN'T FOR

  • Cross E-commerce stores, blogs, bands, or content creators.
  • Cross Wankers who use the word "aesthetics" every 5 seconds.
  • Cross Influencers needing complex custom animations.
  • Cross Anyone who wants advanced custom functionality beyond a form.

ACCEPTED INDUSTRIES

Unsure if you're a fit? Check our list of accepted business types.

Tick YES
Cross NO
Trades & Construction
Retail / eCommerce / Product-Based
Automotive & Mechanics
Photographers, Videographers, Bloggers
Cleaning & Industrial
Content & Digital Brands
Simple White-Collar Services
Large Organisations
Gardening & Outdoor Services
Events & Weddings
Mobile Services
High-Maintenance Vibes
Property & Maintenance
Brand-Heavy Projects
Clinics, Chiros, Gyms
"I have a unique idea for a business" types
Pest Control, Locksmiths, Removalists
Coaches & Course Creators
Local Service-Based Professionals
Anything you know is too complex for $500

How it works
($0 Upfront - Zero Risk)

3 Simple Steps away from getting clients online in less than a week.

STEP 01.

Apply in 30 Seconds

Drop your business details through our quick form. No upfront payment or credit card required.

STEP 02.

Your Preview

We manually check your details and spin up a fully working site preview customised specifically for you.

STEP 03.

Launch & Scale

We text the live preview link straight to your mobile. If you like it, reply and we launch it for $500 flat.

1 simple "Just Get Me Online" Package

$0 Upfront
Then $500 when it's ready.
+ $25/month hosting starting 30 days later.
  • Tick Up to 5 Pages (Home, About, Services, Gallery, Contact)
  • Tick 100% Mobile & Tablet Friendly
  • Tick Working Contact / Quote Form
  • Tick Basic SEO Setup (Google will actually find you)
  • Tick Fast AF Loading Speeds
The "Don't Take The Piss" Maintenance Rule:
Your $25/mo covers minor text and image swaps. Handled via support tickets in your client dashboard. If you want 1000 structural changes and endless Zoom meetings, you will be billed at our hourly "pissed nerd rates".

Get Started

No upfront payment. You only pay if you like what we do.

Frequently Asked Questions

Because we work from a proven system and keep the offer focused. We are not designing a custom app, holding six workshops, or charging you for every email. Efficient nerds = lower price.

It covers reliable hosting, security, ongoing maintenance, backups, and minor updates. Other agencies try to lock you into bloated $150 to $200 monthly retainers for the exact same thing, nickel-and-diming you every time you want to change a phone number. We keep our monthly fee lean at $25 so your site stays live, secure, and updated without the typical agency BS. Your website does not become a mysterious abandoned shed on the internet.

Most standard sites can be live in around seven days once we have your business details, logo and any photos you want included. Delays mostly happen when someone says, I will send the logo tonight, then disappears for three weeks.

Yep. If you already own one, we can point it to the new site. If you do not have one yet, we can help you choose and set one up.

We set up the core SEO basics so Google can index and understand your website. Ranking above every competitor overnight is not realistic, but a fast, clear website gives your business a proper foundation for Google and paid ads.

Not in this $500 starter package. This offer is specifically for straightforward service-business websites. If you need eCommerce, advanced bookings or complicated integrations, we can tell you whether we can help separately.

Tradies, cleaners, landscapers, painters, mechanics, mobile services, local clinics, pest control, removalists, maintenance businesses and other service-based operators are usually perfect.

Small edits are part of your hosting. Bigger changes, extra pages or new features can be quoted clearly before we touch anything. No surprise bills, no cryptic development hours.