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Need A Website?

ZERO RISK. $0 UPFRONT.

You run a small business, not a tech startup! Leave the nerding to us. We build you a clean, fast website for $500 so you can get back to actual work. You only pay us when you see it and love it. Deal?

Nerd building a website

No upfront payment. You only pay if you like what we do.

Before You Proceed...

Let's make sure we're actually a fit for each other. πŸ”

WHO THIS IS FOR

  • You're a tradie, solo operator, or local service business.
  • You want a clean, fast-loading site that just works.
  • You need a way for local clients to see your work & contact you.
  • You value speed and simplicity over endless meetings.

THIS ISN'T FOR

  • E-commerce stores, blogs, bands, or content creators.
  • Wankers who use the word "aesthetics" every 5 seconds.
  • Influencers needing complex custom animations.
  • Anyone who wants advanced custom functionality beyond a form.

ACCEPTED INDUSTRIES

Unsure if you're a fit? Check our list of accepted business types.

YES πŸ‘
NO πŸ‘Ž
Trades & Construction
Retail / eCommerce / Product-Based
Automotive & Mechanics
Photographers, Videographers, Bloggers
Cleaning & Industrial
Content & Digital Brands
Simple White-Collar Services
Large Organisations
Gardening & Outdoor Services
Events & Weddings
Mobile Services
High-Maintenance Vibes
Property & Maintenance
Brand-Heavy Projects
Clinics, Chiros, Gyms
"I have a unique idea for a business" types
Pest Control, Locksmiths, Removalists
Coaches & Course Creators
Local Service-Based Professionals
Anything you know is too complex for $500

How it works
($0 Upfront - Zero Risk)

This is how you make sure we're not a bunch of scammers in Nigeria running away with your cash!

01

The Brief

Fill out a quick form telling us what you do, your details, and toss in some photos of your work.

02

We Build It

We crack open the energy drinks and build your site. You get to see the fully working preview for free.

03

Approve & Pay

If we nailed it, you pay the $500 flat fee. If you ghost us or don't pay, we just take it offline. Simple.

04

Go Live

Your site goes live to the world. 30 days later, your $25/mo hosting and maintenance kicks in.

1 simple "Just Get Me Online" Package

$0 Upfront
Then $500 when it's ready.
+ $25/month hosting starting 30 days later.
  • βœ” Up to 5 Pages (Home, About, Services, Gallery, Contact)
  • βœ” 100% Mobile & Tablet Friendly
  • βœ” Working Contact / Quote Form
  • βœ” Basic SEO Setup (Google will actually find you)
  • βœ” Fast AF Loading Speeds
🚨 The "Don't Take The Piss" Maintenance Rule:
Your $25/mo covers minor text and image swaps. Handled via support tickets in your client dashboard. If you want 1000 structural changes and endless Zoom meetings, you will be billed at our hourly "pissed nerd rates".

No upfront payment. You only pay if you like what we do.

Frequently Asked Questions

Because we work from a proven system and keep the offer focused. We are not designing a custom app, holding six workshops, or charging you for every email. Efficient nerds = lower price.

It covers reliable hosting, security, ongoing maintenance, backups, keeping your website online, and reasonable small text or image updates. Your website does not become a mysterious abandoned shed on the internet.

Most standard sites can be live in around seven days once we have your business details, logo and any photos you want included. Delays mostly happen when someone says, β€œI’ll send the logo tonight,” then disappears for three weeks.

Yep. If you already own one, we can point it to the new site. If you do not have one yet, we can help you choose and set one up.

We set up the core SEO basics so Google can index and understand your website. Ranking above every competitor overnight is not realistic, but a fast, clear website gives your business a proper foundation for Google and paid ads.

Not in this $500 starter package. This offer is specifically for straightforward service-business websites. If you need eCommerce, advanced bookings or complicated integrations, we can tell you whether we can help separately.

Tradies, cleaners, landscapers, painters, mechanics, mobile services, local clinics, pest control, removalists, maintenance businesses and other service-based operators are usually perfect.

Small edits are part of your hosting. Bigger changes, extra pages or new features can be quoted clearly before we touch anything. No surprise bills, no cryptic β€œdevelopment hours.”